看了看「和平委员会」的宪章，说几个抽象的条款：
Article 2.1: Member States: Membership in the Board of Peace is limited to States invited to participate by the Chairman, and commences upon notification that the State has consented to be bound by this Charter, in accordance with Chapter XI.
谁能加入「和平委员会」？先决条件是——主席的邀请。主席是谁呢？特朗普！
Article 2.2: Member State Responsibilities: (c) Each Member State shall serve a term of no more than three years from this Charter’s entry into force, subject to renewal by the Chairman. The three-year membership term shall not apply to Member States that contribute more than USD $1,000,000,000 in cash funds to the Board of Peace within the first year of the Charter’s entry into force.
成员国任期三年，但主席可以无限“续”三年——会不会有种钦点的感觉？另外，可以选择参加开业大酬宾活动——首年捐款10亿美元，获得永久席位，过时不候。
Article 2.3: Termination of Membership: Membership shall terminate upon the earlier of: (i) expiration of a three-year term, subject to Article 2.2(c) and renewal by the Chairman; (ii) withdrawal, consistent with Article 2.4; (iii) a removal decision by the Chairman, subject to a veto by a two-thirds majority of Member States: or (iv) dissolution of the Board of Peace pursuant to Chapter X. A Member State whose membership terminates shall also cease to be a Party to the Charter, but such State may be invited again to become a Member State, in accordance with Article 2.1.
主席可以决定把某个成员国开除（不过2/3的成员国反对的话可以推翻这个决定）——即使交了10亿美元也可以被开除，这真的不是诈骗吗？
Article 3.1: The Board of Peace: (c) The Board of Peace shall convene voting meetings at least annually and at such additional times and locations as the Chairman deems appropriate. The agenda at such meetings shall be set by the Executive Board, subject to notice and comment by Member States and approval by the Chairman.
每年至少开一次会，主席喜欢可以继续加会。times啥时候开locations在哪开agenda开什么都是主席说了算——要我说直接在川普开的酒店里开吧，川普还能挣点外快。
(e) Decisions shall be made by a majority of the Member States present and voting, subject to the approval of the Chairman, who may also cast a vote in his capacity as Chairman in the event of a tie.
简单多数即可通过决议——但需要主席批准，简而言之，主席有且仅有主席有一票否决权。
Article 3.2: Chairman: (a) Donald J. Trump shall serve as inaugural Chairman of the Board of Peace, and he shall separately serve as inaugural representative of the United States of America, subject only to the provisions of Chapter III.
主席是特朗普——第一次看到某个国际组织的《宪章》直接把一个具体的人设置为主席的……一般都是说主席的选举办法。
Article 3.3: Succession and Replacement: The Chairman shall at all times designate a successor for the role of Chairman. Replacement of the Chairman may occur only following voluntary resignation or as a result of incapacity, as determined by a unanimous vote of the Executive Board, at which time the Chairman’s designated successor shall immediately assume the position of the Chairman and all associated duties and authorities of the Chairman.
主席有权制定主席职务的继承人——禅让制。
最后，让我们看看「和平委员会」的「执行委员会」的首批委员吧：
主席：特朗普大统领阁下
委员：
鲁比奥，美国国务卿——没毛病，好歹是个外长
威特科夫，美国总统中东特使——原先是个地产商，但美国人会不会有点多……
库什纳，特朗普的女婿——ber你这个有点任人唯亲了啊
布莱尔，英国前首相——不是，一般不得请个现任的吗？
马克·罗恩，阿波罗全球管理首席执行官——美国企业家，特朗普的赞助人
彭安杰，世界银行行长——还是美国人
罗伯特·加布里埃尔，特朗普的政策顾问——依然是美国人
我一直说联合国安理会的席位分配不合理，过于照顾欧美，怎么说呢，和这个美国主席+美国6票+英国1票的设定放一起，有点过于眉清目秀了……