以下是借用人类非物质文化遗产,
适用于全世界各个时期各个国家一切需要“公布原因”的方式:
(长图预警!)

该公布档案包含全部相关文件,
除了极少数机密文件;
少数隶属于其他未公开档案的文件;
XX年X灾害中损毁的某些文件;
(对白:
——那年的那场灾害影响很坏吗?
——不,实在是太好了,我们损失了无数令人尴尬的文件)
运往X地途中遗失的某些记录;
XX部门调整期间遗失的记录;
以及经正常程序抽出的报告,为了避免可能引起的隐私侵犯、或冒犯友邦政府等情形。
This file contains the complete set of papers,
except for a number of secret documents,
a few others which are part of still-active files,
some correspondence lost in the X disaster of (the year of X),
records lost in the move to X,
or when the X office joined the X office,
and the withdrawal of the papers that could give grounds for an action
for libel or breach of confidence
or cause embarrassment to friendly governments.
在此基础上,一共公布N份文件。
(对白:
N=100?50?
10?5?
4?
3?2?
1?)
N=0!
是!!领导!!!